JOKE PAGE! Pastor
Karl's
JOKE PAGE!
Here are a bunch of Dumb Jokes that kids have given to me!
If YOU have a joke YOU want
me to add, send it to me!
Knock,
Knock
Who's there?
Puddin'
Puddin' Who?
Puddin a paperclip in your
door, so open up!
(submitted by Elizabeth and Eloise Ages 9/8)
What
do you call it when a six rabbits move backward six inches together?
A receding "hare"
line! (submitted by one who knows from experience!)
Why
do some vegetables feel left out when Pastor Tomato begins every service?
Becuase he always starts by
saying "Lettuce Pray"
Joey
A. -Age: 9
Knock,knock.
Who's
there?
Abraham
Lincoln.
Abraham
Lincoln who?
You
don't know who Abraham Lincoln is?!?!
Via
Dimangondayao Age: 8
Where
was Solomon's Temple located?
On
the side of his head. Kate Arnold (Age 9)
What
kind of guitars do whales play?
eelectric
guitars!!
Kate Arnold (Age 9)
What
do you call it when a strong man drops his dumbell?
A power outage!
Kate Arnold (Age 9) and Elizabeth Arnold (Age 11)
What
did the slug use to go fishing?
A
snail boat! Sarah Clyde Age 12
Does it take longer to go from 1st base to 2nd or
from 2nd to 3rd?
2Nd to 3rd -- there's a short stop in the middle!
Ashley Age: 10
What did the rabbit say to the turtle?
Play hide-n-shell Alexandria Age: 10
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs Alex Age: 10
Where does a penguin keep his money?
In a snow bank! Tyler Age: 9
What do you call a monkey who loves to eat potato
chips?
A chip-monk. Sadie Age: 9
Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer???
She kept running away from the ball!!!. Kelsey Age:
10
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to do it. Kristen Age: 10
Jo: It
took me five months to make this lullaby.
Mo: Did you type it on a computer?
Jo: Yes but it kept putting me to sleep when I
read it.
From Edward Treu
How many psychologists does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
One, but the lightbulb
has to want to change. from Patrick, age 8
What do snakes study in school?
Hisstory. from Max III, age 8
Why didn't the skelton cross the road???
He didn't have the guts to
do it!!! from Max III, age 8
What is a baby's favorite snake?
A rattle snake. from
Lynn, age 11
HAVE A
GOOD JOKE? Send it to me! I might add it here!
USE THE FORM AT THE TOP OF
THIS PAGE!
Pastor Karl